Travel to an alternate dimension and choose one of our strange bars. We'd have closed the portal but these bars are too dang good!
Hellfire Club is a milk/dark chocolate flaming hot Cheetos bar. 4x4 size.
Not Today Vecna is a milk/dark chocolate salted potato chip bar 4x4 size.
It's Time is a Fritos honey bbq bar. 4x4 size.